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Paste your startup URL. Five AI sharks — trained on how Marc Lou, Pieter Levels, and friends actually talk — read your site, ask the real questions, and tell you if you're building a business or just vibing with gradients.
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Five builders.
Zero mercy.
Not the real Marc & co. — but close enough to sting. Every shark has opinions. All of them have shipped something.
If every shark loves you, you're probably lying. Good scores hurt a little.
Three steps.
No TED talk.
We read your site — headline, pricing, the whole thing. No deck required.
One per shark. MRR, margins, who's buying, can you ship, grandma test.
Five ratings plus a total. Post it on X if you dare.
Ready to find out
if it's real?
Worst case: brutal feedback. Best case: proof you're not delusional. Either way, you'll know.